I wish people would understand that I HATE being called "Tel". I am Terry, Bastard, dog-hole face but not "Tel" -it worked once as a joke as with "Tel's From The Crypt" but that's it. And I AM a god. My creations will tell you so. Bad year.
Sorry about that. 'People' is not a generalization I answer too either. I suppose it's because of the aforementioned 'From The Crypt', that I used it, and you never objected to it in our phone calls. Now that I know that, I will stop using it. I shall probably continue having a bad year. The difference from the previous thirty is probably negligible. To have one that is good would be a complete surprise and probably fatal.
Oh, Paul Brown, Darron Northall......thirty odd years and it's still "Tel" and if my scowl hasn't gotten through after my "I have a knitting needle that will go straight through your eye socket if you call me that again" then I guess I've spared them the rod and spoilt them. When I say "rod" I don't mean that in a sexual context. Well, not unless its in a sexual context but not on this occasion. No. No, definitely not. Never! WHY are you asking me about my sex life?? I think I've missed something here.
Well, I must feel one up on this, because I've only needed one warning. A quiet old fashioned polite word I have heard and heeded and it didn't even need the capitals. Now, just think meditatively of Linda Thorson as Jane and you as Tarzan swinging through a tropical paradise. Hey, swing boy, watch out for that tree and Tombeau in his lycra playsuit.
So, Tel. I was once, mistakenly, called Set instead of Sepp. Have you ever been mistaken for an ancient deity? . . are you an ancient deity?
ReplyDeleteI wish people would understand that I HATE being called "Tel". I am Terry, Bastard, dog-hole face but not "Tel" -it worked once as a joke as with "Tel's From The Crypt" but that's it. And I AM a god. My creations will tell you so.
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Sorry about that. 'People' is not a generalization I answer too either. I suppose it's because of the aforementioned 'From The Crypt', that I used it, and you never objected to it in our phone calls. Now that I know that, I will stop using it. I shall probably continue having a bad year. The difference from the previous thirty is probably negligible. To have one that is good would be a complete surprise and probably fatal.
DeleteOh, Paul Brown, Darron Northall......thirty odd years and it's still "Tel" and if my scowl hasn't gotten through after my "I have a knitting needle that will go straight through your eye socket if you call me that again" then I guess I've spared them the rod and spoilt them. When I say "rod" I don't mean that in a sexual context. Well, not unless its in a sexual context but not on this occasion. No. No, definitely not. Never! WHY are you asking me about my sex life?? I think I've missed something here.
ReplyDeleteWell, I must feel one up on this, because I've only needed one warning. A quiet old fashioned polite word I have heard and heeded and it didn't even need the capitals. Now, just think meditatively of Linda Thorson as Jane and you as Tarzan swinging through a tropical paradise. Hey, swing boy, watch out for that tree and Tombeau in his lycra playsuit.
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