Oh Feck -They DID!!! Historical Geeks Unite!!!

I am livid. Angry. Puce with rage.  Look at my face -see??????  Can you see I am angry???? I even wet my pants with rage!!!!!

Sorry but this aint Thor. This is Hollywood/TV fantasy poop.

And they DID put swords on the back. sigh

And....

I DO know its just movies but they have started turning Thor into a fantasy cliche.  And that other Hollywood fabrication (even used in US -alleged- "historical documentaries and when you see a muscle bound Julius Caesar twirling about using two swords you realise the History Channel has lost it!).