Tuesday, 16 January 2024

The Three WORST Marvel Movies Ever and Why Feige Should Go

 After a quick re-watch because they were that bad

1   Thor Love and Thunder

2  The Eternals

3 Wakanda Forever



It was a hell of a fight but the characters destroyed by a movie that was such a mess Kevin Feige should have lost his job over. But this virtue signalling travesty despite some great acting by Christian Bale (never expect less) Hemsworth's "I'm British/Australian/American" accents and....it was just a big heap of rancid dino poop. 





Again, some good acting in The Eternals but the rampant virtue signalling and editing so bad that at times I had to keep asking "Is this now? The past or...what?" Dane Whitman (NOT appearing as the Black Knight) helped many a scammy comic seller push up asking prices for Avengers (vol. 1) no. 48 which has no significance for the movies and rumours are that Whitman will not show up again (the mysterious voice that talks to him was Kang...apparently and Kang is now out). After the utter mess of a film we are then introduced to "B side" singer and NOT great actor Harry styles as Eros???? Hey, good publicists and celebrity news pushers really can make a turd a brick of gold. I hope to NEVER see another Eternals film. A chance blown away and Feige STILL has a job

Oh..Wakanda Forever. Well, I heard the Sub-0Mariner, Namor was going to appear and as a fan from when I was a kid and with a full Silver/Bronze ages comic series I was looking forward to this. Then I noticed that a gay blogger started using the term "Gay Pride Namor" and I had no idea what was going on...until I watched the movie. Oh boy, again the movie franchise idea of a good, solid and well plotted story fell apart and I do mean "fell apart" as in "shredded in a grinder". Some good acting BUT the virtue signalling was what took over and the editing was again a complete mess and at times -the battle on the huge Wakandan ship for one (that was so ridiculous ad nonsensical 

I kept asking "if the Wakandans are being wiped out in huge numbers...where are all the Wakandans coming from?" The constant "oh look -more Chadwick Boseman clips/images just to try to give the movie a semblance of credibility" and I do not think anyone deserved an award for anything to do with this...

oh the constant (virtue signalling) racism of referencing white colonialists got to a point that it was no longer funny. I assume that no one involved had read anything of African empires and tribal feudalism including invading and killing members of other African nations/tribes and how they profited from this by not just having personal slaves but selling off Africans to slave traders? This cleaning up of historical facts to promote virtual signalling to a small group of politicals who probably never read the comics, saw the full movies or read history.... oh. Of course; only white folk can be racist so Feige who took another massive dump on Marvel characters and history...kept his job.

Most Marvel movies I have watched several times but these three are in a slip case sealed with tape and I will NOT be watching again.

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