I feel Somewhat Ashamed (no money in it)

 I was updated on the research into my family tree:

"...yesterday we found out you are related to Sir John Cope and Lady Chaworth Cope family which become the Earl of Holland of Holland House Kensington -executed during the Emglish civil war... today the 3rd great grandfather of 7th great grand uncle ( counts in lineage ) is.. no other than sir Erasmus Paston 1506 _1540 direct descendant of King Edward the 1st "the Hammer of the Scots! You can now officially walk through the house proclaiming royal blood flows through your veins!"

I'm a long time socialist. Oh Corbin forgive me!