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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

KSTR: Manioka vol. 2



Manioka
Author: Nkodem
Collection: KSTR
Series: KSTR
Volume: 2
Hard cover
Full colour
112 pages
Dimensions: cm 17×24.7×1.5
ISBN: 2203035463
EAN: 9782203035461
Price: € 14.95
Release Date: 13/06/2012

After all kinds of tricks that earned the respect of its population, Manioka becomes king of the village and is just waiting for the easy life when a mysterious invitation is delivered inviting him to join the very heart of Afu-ra, the Forbidden City and bunkerisée where no one ever enters.  This will change everything. The secret masters of downtown Manioka want to someone through whom they can control drug trafficking in the ghetto and to further strengthen their grip. This is a matter of conscience for Manioka. Opt for the life of comfort and peace by tricking drugs to his brothers? Or refuse to be a dealer and risk losing everything?

For the first time, Manioka rebels. A titanic struggle is takes place and the outcome is bound to be devastating …

Following the end of the story begun in 2009 by Nkodem in the first volume of Manioka. The rhythm slam, a futuristic parable and irony on today’s urban drift, and the invisible walls that compartmentalise our lives.

Artwork that I wasn’t too sure about is growing on me. I obviously do not get all the subtleties here but there are some quite humorous scenes.  Not bad at all.









Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Classical Comics: Nicholson & Cardy’s A Midsummer Nights Dream

In my opinion Kat Nicholson is one of the best comic colourists to come out of the UK in a long time -check out Thundercats magazine for more evidence to back up this fact. Some great art, too. And Jason I saw sketching a superb Power Girl at the May Expo in Bristol.

Kat is waaaay too nice, though. I suspect that she is in reality a super villain preparing to hatch an evil master plan involving a giant rabbit.  I could be wrong, though. Let’s roll with that, though.

I decided that it was time to re-post this piece on A MidSummer Night’s Dream because Nicholson and Cardy excell here and I think they need far more pushing into the eye-line of comic buyers/publishers.

So, read on….
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There is one thing that I never really have to write but, as some of you newbies out there may not be familiar with Classical Comics, I shall.  The quality and production on Classical Comics books is always of the highest standard.  Despite some of the previous editions having been thoroughly thumbed through and facing the ravages of the conditions in the Black Tower, they have neither fallen apart nor been creased/torn as lesser books might be.

Firstly, the presentation.  The cover is so scrummy and eye-catching and the colour! Believe me, covers are a pain in the bottom (heh heh) to get right.  If this one does not attract a lot of attention then I give up.  Could Titania look any more alluring than she does on the Plain Text cover?!

John McDonald has done a superb job in adapting the Shakespeare play into a graphic novel format.  The problem when adapting plays or even old text stories into comic strip form is that it can be hard.  Can you leave in every scene with full dialogue? Well, there is Original Text which actually answers that question.  John deserves cream buns and several pots of tea for this (I’m sure he’ll prefer the pay-cheque,though).  So, John –thumbs up!


Jason Cardy –aka:The Wild-Maned Welsh Marvel, was interviewed on CBO and you can find out how he works here:
http://www.comicbitsonline.com/2010/03/18/jason-cardy-transforming-wizard-of-wales/


Kat Nicholson, who seems far too nice to be involved in comics, was also interviewed on CBO and between Jason and her interviews you can see how they work together:
http://www.comicbitsonline.com/2010/03/17/kat-nicholson-having-a-mid-summer-nights-dream/

I think it fair to say that neither has ever worked on anything like this before.  A full 132 pages graphic novel in full colour for a hellish, slave-driving perfectionist boss like Clive Bryant!  I’ve asked a few artists, mainly more experienced ones, what their reactions would be if presented such a challenge?  Most said it would be a challenge but they were long-time comic hacks.  There was still that tone in their responses; Cardy and Nicholson are not long standing professional comic artists so how on earth are they going to do this book –could they?

The truth is that they have drawn the book and the result is a pure joy. Lovely artwork, lovingly rendered scenes and more faery-folk than you could find in Cottingley (oh, just google it).  It makes reading Shakespeare fun and I’ve baulked at reading any more Shakespeare after 1980 (yes, I’m that old).  Shakespeare has always had that stuffy reputation and it has been hard for non-Shakespeareans to work out what is going on and to picture scenes. Not any longer.

Nicholson and Cardy have made a book that those into faery lore will want to get, and I know that there is a major market for books connected to that subject.  Hey, maybe a few cosplayers will start dressing up as characters from A Midsummer Night’s Dream?

If the Shakespeare adaption collectors are out there…get your kids interested in the Bard via these books!  They won’t even realise it’s educational!

I think that, if you are a parent and want something with substance for your child to read then the Quick Text version of this book is perfect.  You can even go the whole parent-child reading class way with this.
Of course, as with most of the Classical Comics books, their use for education has so many possibilities.
There are a lot of pupils now in education from non-English backgrounds so if English born kids are having difficulty with Shakespeare—!  I think these books are perfect.  Everything is broken down into eye-catching pictures so that clothing of the period, buildings and so forth become clearer. The three text versions should work at different educational and age levels.

Remember: there is a Teaching Resource Pack available.

There are also the text features looking at Shakespeare, the Globe Theatre, a history of the play and how the pages were drawn. It is a complete package.  And as none other than the great Sir Derek Jacobi writes:
“Classical Comics is truly inspirational, creating an accessible and fascinating mix of visual and audible drama.  The stage and the page brought vividly to life.  Highly recommended for any student of Shakespeare!”

And Sir Derek frikkin Jacobi wrote that!!

Schools need these books.  Theatre students and set design students need these books. Public libraries (if they aren’t all closed down) need these books.  Families need these books to start their own little home library.  Apart from standing naked and screaming this on the M5 can I make it any plainer?

I think it was Olivier Cadic of Cinebook who said that I was “Evangelical” about European comics and their promotion in English.  Well, yes. But I’m also quite passionate about Classical Comics and what Clive Bryant is doing.  People were laughing when I told them there were graphic novel adaptions of Shakespeare coming out and they looked great.  “Who the **** is going to read a Shakespeare comic?” was the response, along with a prediction that both Classical Comics and Cinebook had drastically mis-judged the UK market and would be gone in a year.

Who is laughing now?

And, personally, I do still remember the Greenway Secondary Modern Boys School play of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.  Disaster. It was a very rough school so asking “who wants to be a faery” didn’t go down well.  And telling the school thug that he was “Bottom” and the grief he got…I remember the big school fire of ’72!


A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM
William Shakespeare
“The course of true love never did run smooth;”
Shakespeare’s best-loved play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream endures as an obvious choice for outdoor theatre on a warm summer evening. The marriage of Theseus to Hippolyta serves as a backdrop to tangled loves, amateur dramatics, and an argument between the Fairy Queen and King, Titania and Oberon, with events spilling over from their Fairy Kingdom into the real world of the forest.
Script Adaptation: John McDonald
Characters & Artwork: Kat Nicholson & Jason Cardy
Lettering: Jim Campbell


Publication Date: UK: February 2011
US: July 2011
Format: 144 pages
full colour
paperback
246x168mm
Versions:
(click here for info)
Original Text (full and unabridged)
Plain Text
Quick Text
Cover Price: £9.99
A Midsummer Night's Dream - Original Text A Midsummer Night's Dream - Plain Text A Midsummer Night's Dream - Quick Text
British English Language Versions
British Editions (Cover price £9.99, pub date: Feb 2011)
Click here for an explanation of the text versions
Original Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-906332-89-1Click here to preorder from:amazon.co.uk
Plain Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-906332-90-7Click here to preorder from:amazon.co.uk
Quick Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-906332-91-4Click here to preorder from:amazon.co.uk
American English Language Versions
US Editions (Cover price $16.95, pub date: July 2011)
Click here for an explanation of the text versions
Original Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-907127-28-1
Plain Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-907127-29-8
Quick Text Version
ISBN: 978-1-907127-30-4

Relax, Don’t Do It, When You Want To Get Down To It…Didio and Quesada In Gay Wedding


Okay, let’s put this into perspective for those who are a little confused.  CBO used -USED- to carry Archie Comics news and you’ll find the odd item still on the blog about the time Archie launched it’s first gay character -Kevin Keller.
GAY DEBUT - New comic book.
It was a big publicity boost for Archie and the financial rewards for the company were no doubt good.  So, in January of this year, Kevin Keller married his partner.  Yes, a gay black man and marrying a white man in a gay ceremony. Boy, the South and Right Wing must have…well…blown a blood vessel or two.


Dan Didio, the man who has helped lead DC into oblivion both morally and creatively must have bounced around the room drooling and yelling “We got to get us a gay character -not like lesbian Batwoman…or lesbian Question or…”  Well, they needed a gay with shock value.  So they “re-booted” (that’s comic company speak for killing a loved character and making him what he never was…for a few extra dollars.  Yes, Didio is a pimp).  So, we get the shock of the original Green Lantern, Alan Scott,  kissing his boyfriend…news headlines follow.



But they (DC) managed to “reboot” with the 52 crap which saw Alan Scott’s gay son…uh, not existing.  But there was no money or news-spin in gays then.



Then we have Northstar, the character created by John Byrne for his Alpha Flight series.  Byrne had a LOT of pressure from marvel Comics in the 1980s when he announced Northstar was gay. We all know the story -just look online if you don’t.

Now, under Joe Quesada, the man who has guided Marvel Comics to the brink of oblivion (there is an unwritten law in comicdom that under no circumstances what-so-over must Quesada and Didio be in the same room as the universe could end…and get “rebooted”) Northstar is allowed to not just be gay but…marry his partner!



Sorry…thought for a second there the bile was going to make me vomit….



When I was producing Black Tower Comics as Small Press books I had a few gay characters BUT the fact that they were gay never mattered.  They are still there.  Will I be sending out a Press Release: “UK Comic Company To Have Red Hot Lesbian Wedding”?  No.



Do the brilliant Los Bros Hernandez get lots of press because of their gay characters?  No.  I don’t even think that they would want to.  And Maggie and Hopey were openly gay in the 1980s (though I recall the British fanzine Fantasy Advertiser running a review which proclaimed “Maggie and Hopey have sex!”



Harrier Comics also had gay characters.



You see, unless you are Marvel or DC and desperate to whore your product for more money with a big t-shirt slogan of “F*** The Fans!” you don’t get any publicity.  But DC and Marvel have Superman, Batman, Captain America, Iron Man and other well known movie characters.



But kids -yes, kids!!!!- see the movies and collect the toys. They see this news in the newspaper.  How long before some parent turns to their child playing with his action figures and says: “You’re very quiet -have they given up battling now?”  And the child turns and looks up with a drooling grin on his face: “Oh yes, mother.  They’ve finished fighting….and Green Lantern is bumming Batman!”



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!



Drum-roll.  Fade to black.



So now every Catholic priest caught out can declare -”But I was only playing Green Lantern with the boy!”



It’s sickening.  It’s pure exploitation.  Does it make a difference if someone is gay?  Then, having said that, we have to remember that women in the US Armed Forces still receive horrific treatment from their superiors.  And this is aimed at the US were all the nuts will start screaming “This is turning our children into Satanic homosexuals!” and the TLG & B community will be explaining why the Green Lantern costume is “soooo un-colour coordinated and tame”



Me? I was a big fan of the original Green Lantern and luckily I can relax and get to it because this is not the Golden Age GL.  It’s more DC shit.


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Saturday, 2 June 2012

Who Watches the Watchmen’s Watchers?


Noah Berlatsky over at SLATE reports that Alan Moore is angry about DC Comics’ Watchmen prequels.  And adds that “He’s right.” The article is worth reading even if we know Alan Moore is always angry at companies:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/05/before_watchmen_controversy_alan_moore_is_right_.single.html

You see, Moore made a very big mistake.  Whichever way you look at it he took the DC $ for Watchmen but, writes Berlatsky:

“Moore’s relationship with DC has soured, to put it mildly. Among (many) other things, Moore became increasingly angry with the company over the handling of the rights to Watchmen itself. In the original contract, DC had written a provision stating that the comic and the characters would revert to Moore and Gibbons once the series went out of print. Moore had assumed that, as with all comics in those pre-“graphic novel” days, this would happen within a few years. Instead, of course, Watchmen was a massive hit—so massive that the trade paperback collection of Watchmen has been in constant publication, and probably always will be.”

Now this means that Moore made that fateful mistake of trusting a big corporation. You get, as a creator, to deal with the smoothies. The nice, “very sincere” guys who are on your side until the boss orders them to turn on you.

With Fantagraphic Books in 1990 I made sure I had a contract that gave them, as Eros Comix, first print rights in the English language so that they would need to re-negotiate if the series I wrote was successful (though I did not think it would be).  I discovered by accident  that the series was printed a second, third and fourth time and it was only because someone in Forbidden Planet said to me one day “Hey, I like the trade edition of your comic” that I discovered Fantagraphics had printed a trade which they did not have the rights to do.  And I have French (from France and one from Canada) and Spanish editions of the books and the publishers all state “printed under licence” from Fantagraphics, which at least three of the publishers confirmed to me. I have seen but been unable to get hold of other Foreign language editions.  Fantagraphics ignored the contract (no internet at the time but now we can find out the truth).

So, if Moore seriously thought that DC were going to publish Watchmen and then let it go he was very, very foolish.  He should have, if he was that serious, had it written into the contract that DC Comics had first printing rights only and that the rights revert to him after this.  DC would probably have signed that contract as they could not predict a huge success.

Think about this: Jack Kirby is creator, along with Stan Lee in some cases and Joe Simon in one case, of Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and The Hulk. Neither Kirby’s family, nor Simon’s (though people seem to ignore Joe Simon!) will get a red cent from the $1 billion (and increasing) revenue from Avengers Assemble.  Will Stan Lee get no money? Another point, in interviews available on You Tube I note certain “Kirby was ripped off do not support Marvel!” advocates have the collected Marvel Essential books reprinting Kirby work…?

Moore refuses money from any film based on one of his comics (yes, comics BEFORE they became “graphic novels”) and criticises those films “sight unseen” so I cannot really lose sleep for him there.  He should have blocked movie developments or insisted on writing the screenplay but no.

I love Moore’s work but he does seem to almost orchestrate fallings out with companies he works with.  Maybe he ought to launch his own comics?  Hang on -is he definitely out of comics for good this week?  I have a lot of Moore series/books in my collection.


photo:Wikipedia -fimb

But it brings us back to these Before Watchmen series. Some good artists involved but this is just desperation to screw more money out of comic ‘fans’ who should know better -they don’t really care because ‘fans’ will say “how awful” but miss buying a new comic? Nah. Creators rights do not affect fan boys.

Moore can scream in the middle of Dudley high street and tear his hair out and who’ll care? Will big Alan Moore fan Jonathan Ross refuse to buy these comics in support of Moore? If he didn’t…who would care?

When it comes down to it creators -that includes me- are fodder for companies.  They can afford to ignore you knowing that you cannot afford legal representation (some creators do not rock the boat so keep quiet about things).  I had a contract with Fleetway/Egmont but ended up being owed over £5000 for work approved/accepted. The run around soon tires solicitors out.

I can remember a certain slimey ****** at a UK company who, when I tried to get a decent answer from him about why two people I worked with were not paid for reprints in Europe, responded:”Did they have a contract? No. We don’t do contracts. Even if we did who’s going to say ‘hey, we might sell the print rights to Europe’?”  Pressed on the point that this was unfair on creators who were not earning much the American gentleman replied: “F*** ‘em -this is business not charity!”

So, I agree that the new “prequels” are pointless and a rip off but they will sell because of all the anti publicity they are being given…and fanboys.  Watchmen dealt with all the background to the characters and I doubt these series will do anything more than make DCs money-men drool. But Moore has to take the blame -claiming to be innocent about such things while also claiming to be worldly wise and knowing how business will screw the little man does not work.

It doesn’t help that Moore seems to annoy publishers (yes, I can hear the “hark whose talking” comments but I know DC and Marvel would never employ me!).   I can understand the anger of any creator in this situation but why should Moore be treated any differently to Kirby or Simon..or anyone else screwed by DC and Marvel?
I would love to see Moore right a good old fashioned fun action/adventure/super hero strip based in the UK but published by himself -Steve Ditko does this (Ditko is another “hard done by” creator who simply refuses to take money from Spider-man movies because he wants all creative credit, which he should not have.  As Lee points out (in writing to boot); he and Ditko co-created Spiderman).

As I wrote, Moore is either in comics or out.  If out then his comments don’t mean much (however, hard done by) because he is not in comics.  If in then he needs to start producing comics and I’d support that every inch of the way. He writes good comics.

I own all my characters and no one gets hold of them to use.  Which is probably why I’m not rich!

DC and Marvel are big corporate businesses who do not give a shit about creators rights despite what they declared years ago (under whoever owned them then!).  Alan Moore: write more comics (please) but simply do not sign away your rights!


COMING VERY SOON….




Ben R. Dilworth continues The Adventures of one of Victorian England’s greatest supernatural investigators!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.



A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home!
That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor,doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”


What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor,doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”  The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut  off your arms!”


Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? – Because of his coffin.

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?  Unique Up On It.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?   They Take The Psycho Path

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. “Lady”, said the drunk, “that’s the ugliest kid I’ve ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!.” As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. “What’s the matter, madam?” he asked. “I’ve just been horribly insulted” she sobbed. “There there,” said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. “Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here’s a banana for the chimp”

An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!


The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the  craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:  “Does this taste funny to you?”


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour,the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why, “they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
And tell the same joke twice.


An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to  look at either.
Bet you didn’t see that one coming?


What did one snowman say to the other? – Do you smell carrots?

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? – Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? – SHOE!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? – Eclipse it!

The good thing about being senile is…..WHERE AM I???!!!!!!!


Excerpt from: 1001 Corny Old Jokes I took Out Of A Dead Tramps Pocket, by Terry Hooper. Published by Bleck Towel Comics, July, 2012. Priced £323.00.  Available as pdf download only.
Snare drum!!!!!

STRIP MAGAZINE TO RE-LAUNCH IN SEPTEMBER


Having never seen this in shops, nor received the review copies promised, I can’t say I’m that bothered but we need to keep the British comic buying public informed so…



Print Media Productions has reluctantly decided to delay its planned news stand launch of STRIP from June until September 2012.


The decision follows discussion with our news stand distributors who suggested that the autumn would be a far better time for the new incarnation to hit the newsagents.


“There are also vital issues that need to be sorted out, especially a guaranteed delivery cycle from Print Media in Bosnia” editor John Freeman commented. “Both myself and Mike Conroy, who is advising us administration matters, discussed the situation with publisher Ivo Milicevic, who has bankrolled the project so far, and agreed the logistics of getting the first issue of the new incarnation printed and into the shops for our planned launch date were simply insurmountable at this time.”


Once STRIP Issue 5 – a giant-sized issue – is released in comic shops in the UK next month (again, later than planned), STRIP will take a a summer break.


Issue 1 Volume 2 has been solicited in PREVIEWS for September 2012.


Cover by Bernard Kolle. Crucible copyright 2012 John Freeman and Smuzz


Friday, 1 June 2012

D-Gruppe In Watcher nr.2


Watcher Das Internationale magazin fuer Phantastik was a photocopied fanzine of sorts published by Chris Dohr from Trier, in Germany.  It covered movies -such as The Fly (original), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Willow, the TV series UFO as well as fantasy literature and comics.

There were some great single illoes by American Dave Fontaine, from Attleboro-where is he now?? The third issue of Watcher contained a lengthy strip by David Stepheson (from the UK -another “Where is he now!?”) The Master Of Mengerheim (a strip originally published in Black Tower Previews Comic.

But earlier in 1989, Chris published the first story featuring D-Gruppe -Rache Der Eis Konigin. By 1989 “Gruppe D” as it was title in the magazine, was a well known strip in Germany amongst fans. Helge “Herod” Korda had already parodied it in a mini comic titled D-Suppe (“D-Soup”) which I no longer have sadly.

I was not very impressed by the way the strip was presented (crooked printing on some pages) but where I had a big problem was…the translation.  Ice Queen is feminine so it should have been “Die” rather than “Der” (?). I was also surprised that the name of a German national monument such as Externsteinen was miss-spelt as “Externen Steinen”!

Although I was not too keen on this German version I was surprised to learn that it had been copied and distributed to comic fans in East Germany where there was a strong underground zine scene.

But what the heck -here, unedited, is the story from Watcher. Herod -if you see this PLEASE tell me you still have a copy of “D-Suppe”!!!