See, if you are going to lie to me do not expect a response or for me to want to chat with you about my work.
Someone messaged me that they had purchased "several" of my prose books (the mystery ones) and would be ordering others.
"Several" and "others"? There are four books dealing with strange phenomena and I can tell you this: they have not sold. Well, someone in France bought one and someone in Italy. NO ONE in the UK has purchased a copy.
So, a case of "liar! Liar!"