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Terry Hooper-Scharf

Tuesday 1 December 2015

If Mr Bunny Doesn't Get Up In Five Minutes I'm Slapping Him!

I know I've been ignoring you all.  I missed you.  I love you all.  Anyone buys any of that crap needs certifying. 

Word to the wise: you are not in a free country! Example:

I looked at the smiling snowman and art and I turn around: "So, nice, friendly smiling snowman? Really? Compacted snow with a hat and carrot nose and stone eyes is normal? Its supernatural. It is possessed by a dark entity or demon and it wants to subvert your mind, possess you. You'll do what it tells you to -it might even tell you to gouge out peoples eyes, slaughter your family, burn the house down. It'll possess your body until you are an inhuman, smelling, rotting corpse and die -or some decent soul kills you -and that will NOT be pretty!  Not such a lovely, cheerful character now is it?"

Point made I turned and left.

Apparently, according to police, I am never to go back to that nursery school.

EU bureaucracy at its worst!!!

Need to get my ears syringed, too.  I went into a rage for ten minutes yesterday asking why we have to vote to "bum" someone.  My sister pointed out the word was "bomb".

Still, Tennis, hey?  Why are spectators to that, ahem, "sport", becoming such loud mouthed, noisy yobs? Even rugby crowds are better behaved...rugby fans are good folk at heart and its why you find fans from opposing teams mixed up in stands, still holding their drinks and lots of friendly banter.

Black Friday is now, through sheer business greed, "Black Friday Week" and even "Black Friday Fortnight"?  Why?

Small shopkeeper opposite gets a loud of complaints because something he sells is "Ten pence cheaper at Asda!"  and to follow that they say "Might as well get in the car and go there!"  So, the item he is selling is 75p.  You can buy it in Asda for 65p.  Fair enough.  Asda is about three miles away and if you catch the bus that's £1.50 there and £1.50 return.  £3.00. Or by car -how much fuel are you using trying to drive around winding, busy roads?  To save 10p?  I know small shops charge more but that is because they cannot dictate terms to suppliers.

And a tax on Tampons "because they are a luxury item"???  Worst thing is I bet a woman was probably one of the people who approved that.  I'm guessing because, usually, when you write or say that this is a typical moronic, arse-headed male thing to do someone says: "the decision was approved by Lady Shave's committee" -utter arse-headed morons. 

PROTEST IN THE SUPERMARKETS SISTERS!!!!

I've taken two -TWO- of those tablets and Mr Floppy still hasn't woken up yet. No more buying meds from Kenyan Pharmacy Online.

COME ON, EVERYONE -SING!!!!!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings...

 Hey........

Why aren't you singing??

Wonder what these new meds do?

Let's get Christmassy -a classic!
Sadly, folks -I SHALL RETURN!!

2 comments:

  1. Daisy, D . a . I . s . y , g . I . v . e . m . e . y . o . u . r . a . n . w . e . r . d . o . Sorry, I needed a reboot after that. After a five minute interlude we shall return you to Zokko. Fun and games for the under fives. Following that, part two of the new science fiction serial from Australia, 'Wandjina Magic'. Now, here are some kittens for your amusement.

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  2. Charlton Heston says " keep taking those tablets " . . . or was it James Mason ? Look at those kittens, now everybody say " ahhh ".

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